Darling I Love You

Each and every day
I say these words to you
Darling I love you

Then every Christmas
I say these words to you
Merry Christmas Darling I love you

And every New Year
I say these words to you
Happy New Year Darling I love you

And every time I say it
You look at me and say
Whatever

I was tempted to included this poem with the funny love poems as there is undoubtedly something comic about a relationship which is so manifestly unbalanced.