The Dawn of Understanding

Dawn was a Glaswegian lassie
With the broadest accent
Which made it difficult when she spoke
To understand what was meant
This was exacerbated
By a lisp and a stutter
And because she didn’t open her mouth very wide
She had a tendency to mutter
As a result I couldn’t understand her
Apart from when she said yes or no
But despite all of that
We went out for three months or so

North South Divide

A lisping, stuttering, muttering girl with a Glaswegian accent might not seem an obvious choice as a girlfriend, but love can surmount myriad impediments (at least in the short term).


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