Fashion Police

After years of fret and worry
About what I should be wearing
And the pressures of looking good
I have decided there’s no point in caring

All the advice from fashion gurus
Do wear this don’t wear that
Choosing clothes which flatter
Avoid things that make me look fat

After all the fashion tips I’ve had
I’ve decided that enough is enough
I’ve realized it’s not what you wear
But rather it’s how you take it off

If you suffer at the hands of the fashionistas, you'll find much to cheer you in Paul's funny poem about turning yourself from a fashion victim to sexy vixen.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Love

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