Funny Wedding Poems

A series of funny poems about engagements, weddings and marriages. The early poems in the series rejoice in the romance of marriage, but the tone changes mid-series and the later poems become darker and more cynical. There are a smattering of sexual references, but there's a whole section devoted to funny sex poems still to come.

On the Roof

Quite a number of people will have arrived here looking for funny wedding poems, suitable for livening up an otherwise dull best man's speech. On the Roof is a funny wedding poem, but no guarantee is offered as to its 'suitability for purpose'.

A Marriage Made in Heaven

A cute little poem about an interspecies marriage and its consequences.

I Wanna Hold Her Hand

A poem about the changes marriage brings to a relationship...

Marriage Observation

...and a companion piece about how men treat their most treasured possessions.

Marriage Views

A poem which sounds like it's the translation of a traditional Eastern European folk saying, yet is hilariously funny - for women at least.

A Hand In Marriage

Love, Marriage, Sex and Death...   It's all foretold in the cards.

Argumentative

An inalienable truth about relationships encapsulated in a short funny poem.

Small Beer

A husband discovers after his marriage that his wife's approach to saving money is rather one sided.

Not Being Previous

A funny poem about pre-marital sex. No more, no less!

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