Marriage Observation

When a man opens the car door
For his wife,
You can be sure of one thing
In this life
Either it’s a new car
Or a new wife

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About The Poem

Another rather cynical poem about the behaviour of married men. Considering the bad press marriage gets, it's amazing anyone bothers.

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Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Marriage

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Best Man's Speech at a Second or Subsequent Wedding Breakfast

About the Author

Paul Curtis

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