A Hand In Marriage

A humble pack of playing cards
Conceals a secret meaning
Where the suits at least warn
Of a chilling outcome of marrying
First a Heart for him to love you
Next a Diamond to marry them
Thirdly a Club to bludgeon him
And finally a Spade to bury them

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About The Poem

A funny poem about love, marriage, death and burial  ...or if life is game of cards, it certainly isn't poke'r.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Sex

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Marriages

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Divorce Party (they do happen)

About the Author

Paul Curtis