Funny Wedding Poems 2

A further selection of funny poems about engagements, weddings, marriage and divorce. There are a couple of poems which would be ideal for a best man's speech, provided that the bride and the bride's mother are blessed with a sense of humour.

Pothering

A funny poem about a young man pothering over asking his beloved for her hand in marriage. I must confess I was unfamiliar with the word pothering, but it means a state of dithering anxiety.

A New Broom

A slightly silly poem about two brooms and a shotgun wedding. It would be nonsense verse, except it has a slightly murky moral undercurrent.

Wedding Super

A funny poem offering two super heroes advice on how to behave after their marriage.

Taking Issue

A henpecked husband complains about the treatment he receives from his wife.

She Who Must Be

A bitter-sweet poem which gives voice to the feeling accompanying the three phases of relationships, from initial infatuation, through marriage to divorce.

A Deep Desire

A funny poem about dreams of uxoricide.

The Candy Man

While marriage can be the making of a man, it can also be the slippery slope to self-destruction.

Wedding Vow

A short funny poem about marriage which sounds as though it could be the translation of a Eastern European folk saying. Wedding Vows would be ideal for a best man's speech, provided that bride is at least something of a looker.

Confessions Of A Hooker

A funny wedding poem on a sporting theme. Again, this poem is eminently suitable to use in a best man's speech, but it might be as well to check that the bride doesn't have history.

Never Again

Appropriately to end the marriage poetry section, a short, cynical poem about divorce.

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