Blue Nun

Mother Superior called together
All the nuns in the convent
"I must tell you all something”
She began her grave statement
“Sisters we have a case
Of gonorrhoea in our community"
"Thank God," said an old nun
"I'm so sick of Chianti"

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About The Poem

Nuns, penguins, the word 'kumquat'. Some things are inherently funny, but Paul's funny poem about life in a nunnery introduces alien elements - STDs and alcohol - which lead to a hilarious misunderstanding.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Sex

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Funny Poems about Sex

About the Author

Paul Curtis