Blue Nun

Mother Superior called together
All the nuns in the convent
"I must tell you all something”
She began her grave statement
“Sisters we have a case
Of gonorrhoea in our community"
"Thank God," said an old nun
"I'm so sick of Chianti"

Nuns, penguins, the word 'kumquat'. Some things are inherently funny, but Paul's funny poem about life in a nunnery introduces alien elements - STDs and alcohol - which lead to a hilarious misunderstanding.