Old Buzzard

I have come to the conclusion
Which is quite worrying
That although my sex life isn’t dead
The buzzards are definitely circling

The Slipperly Slope

A man ponders the inexorable downward path that his sex life is taking. Perhaps the condition is terminal.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Sex

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What's New?

Sad Love Poetry

A dozen new poems added - there are poems about heart ache, break up, betrayal, loneliness and the loss of a loved one

January 2017

Poems about First Love

Three new romantic poems which portray very varied experiences of falling in love for the first time.

October 2016

True Love Poems

New poems offering a tender, thoughtful and uplifting depiction of the course of true love.

October 2016