Whirlwind Romance

A woman is like a hurricane
Whether your partner or your spouse
When she comes she’s hot and wet
When she leaves she takes half the house

Going Down a Storm

A poem which is considerably dirtier than it may appear at first reading and particularly pertinent as hurricanes seem more frequent and more ferocious.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Sex

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Sex

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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Sad Love Poetry

A dozen new poems added - there are poems about heart ache, break up, betrayal, loneliness and the loss of a loved one

January 2017

Poems about First Love

Three new romantic poems which portray very varied experiences of falling in love for the first time.

October 2016

True Love Poems

New poems offering a tender, thoughtful and uplifting depiction of the course of true love.

October 2016