Funny Sex Poems 2

A further selection of Paul Curtis' funny poems about sex, sexual attraction and sexual repulsion. There is plenty here to offend the easily offended, so please approach the poems with an open mind or retreat to the comparative safety of the funny love poems.

Face Value

A funny poem about an woman who is no looker, but who has one, or two, redeeming features.

Multitasking Maidens

If women are so clever, why can't they...  Yes, it's that sort of poem and best skipped by feminists.

Whirlwind Romance

A funny sex poem that appears superficially quite innocuous, but has a darker side. It would be tempting to describe it a a simile poem, which indeed it is, and see if some poor innocent could be persuaded to read it out in class. Or would that be too cruel?

Collar And Cuffs

The poem's protagonist is dying to know whether a certain young lady has matching collar and cuffs, or has been doing a bit of dyeing herself.

Come On Darling Hear My Plea

A sexually explicit poem which is funny, but not in the least sexually stimulating.

Denise, Denise

A funny poem about Denise, whose body has all the attractions of a fairground, with none of the stomach churning rides.

Desperately Seeking

A compare and contrast poem about the differing approach taken by men and women when searching for a life partner, or a sex partner.

Five Gals Named Jo

A jolly romp of a poem with has a twist in its tail.

Never Judge A Book

A long funny sex poems which explodes one of the enduring myths about librarians.

You Can’t Have Your Cake

A deliciously funny poem about goings on above a patisserie.

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