My Love #1

If comeliness was a race
You’d win a medal
If sweetness was an event
You’d be on the podium
If loveliness was a sport
You’d win the gold
You are really terrific
My love for you is Olympic

A poem which abounds with sporting metaphors (or should it be similes, I'm never quite sure) likening the object of desire to an elite athlete.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Sex

Sub-category

Humorous Love Poems

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