Whether or When

Whether plain and frumpy
Or even cross and grumpy
Whether fat or skinny
In a long dress or a mini
Whether sober or tipsy
From New York or Poughkeepsie
On green grass or on clover
Perhaps on a train from Dover
Who, where, how is a way to begin
But what I want to know is when
When is the burning question
That’s affecting my digestion
When will I discover
Who will be my lover?

Idle Speculation

Wild speculation in verse form as to if, whether or when the poet will finally fall in love.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Humorous Love Poems

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