Sweet Expectations

She is the most sugary sweet
Girl you could meet
In essence she is a perfection
Of a confection
She is a sweet sensation
She is a candy creation
She is a delicious bon bon
Need I really go on on
And to tell the honest truth
I have the sweetest tooth
And long to consume
In the quiet of her room
This soft centered dream
Of peaches and cream
But like many a desire
That lights a man’s fire
Come the appropriate hour
The candy will turn sour

Sweet and Sour

This funny love poem is a bitter-sweet confection - sugary at the outset but with a bitter aftertaste.


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