Dear Lost And Found

Dear lost and found
Can you please assist?
Lost – one heart
In poor general condition
Broken repeatedly
Repaired shoddily
(Too many times to count)
It is a good heart
Generous in proportion
True and steady
Not of fickle disposition
A trusting heart
A heart given freely
Last possessed by Julie
Heart was last seen
Being trodden underfoot
By previous keeper

Trodden Underfoot

An amusing diversion in which the protagonist searches for his 'lost heart', cruelly discarded by a previous lover.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Humorous Love Poems

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