Doctor My Eyes

I’ve had my eyes tested
And I am 20/20
I am not short sighted
Nor long sighted
My eyes are healthy
There is no glaucoma
No floaters
Nor cataracts
My sight is perfect
So why is it
When I look at you
I see an angel
When you are anything but
I asked the optician
Why, with such perfect vision,
Can I not see betrayal?
He told me
That I have perfect vision
Its just rose tinted

Love is Blind

There's non so blind as those who choose not to see might be an appropriate sub-title for Paul's poem about a man who has perfect eyesight, but very poor vision.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Humorous Love Poems

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