Here, There And Everywhere

It happened on the beach
One afternoon in the sun
It happened in the shower
When the day was done
It happened in the car
Parked in the multistory
It happened on the sofa
Watching Toy Story
It happened on a bench
One night in the park
It happened at the pictures
On the back row in the dark
It happened on an airplane
I’m sure it will again
It happened in a bus shelter
One night in the rain
It happened in a taxi
On the way to Waterloo
I got that empty feeling
Because I’m missing you

A Twisted Funny Number…

A poem which is simultaneously suggestive and sweetly romantic - not an easy feet to pull off, as the actress might have said to the chiropodist.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Humorous Love Poems

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