Lost Property Inquiry

“Good morning,
Is that lost property?
I have misplaced some articles
Could you possibly help me?

The last time I had them?
Was on a train to Waterloo
Traveling from Rowland’s Castle
I think it was the 9.22

The items are of particular import,
The first item was my heart,
Which has been returned,
In a state of disrepair, but it’s a start

Other articles include, my dignity,
My self respect, have you seen them at all?
What about my back bone
Or perhaps you have found my balls”

Missing In Action

A comapnion piece to Dear Lost and Found, again exloring the landscape of lost love.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Humorous Love Poems

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