Vital Statistics

I don’t want gimcrack
I don’t want a big rack
I don’t mind frumpy
Though I’m not keen on grumpy
She can have an ordinary face
And two left feet and lack any grace
I don’t even care about her age
And her favourite colour can be beige
I don’t care if she wears specs
But I do want a girl with self respect
And inside a beautiful spirit
That’s the type of girl who’ll fit

Paul has written other humorous love poems in which an apparent lack of discrimination as to the characteristics (and vital statistics) of a putative lover hid distinctly misogynistic sentiments. I'm please to say that the poem Vital Statistics is refreshingly different in all respects.

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