Humorous Love Poems 2

A further collection of humorous love poems from the pen of Paul Curtis.

When I’m Sixty Four

A humorous and touchingly romantic poem about loving someone as they grow old (and bits start dropping off).

Girl On Horseback

An amusing poem about a horsy girl and love which cannot cross the class divide.

My Love # 1

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day... No, but perhaps to a 10,000 metre steeplechase instead. Males just have to deal in metaphors they understand.

My Love # 2

Hang on, it seems I was wrong about the summer’s day comparison.

My Love # 3

And to conclude the series, a poem which strikes at the very heart of womanhood.

If You Were a Star

Light and fluffy, cute and cuddly, it's a romantic poem to bring a twinkle to your eye. Less an intellectually challenging poem, more a poem for the intellectually challenged.

Whether Or When

A man speculates rather wildly about when and with whom he’ll fall in love.

I Spied A Christian Maid

The sight of a beautiful maiden across a crowded church proves something of a distraction for the author in this poem which mixes the humorous with the mildly sensuous.

Speech Impediment

A young man finally overcomes his nerves and plucks up courage to speak to the girl he waits each morning with at the bus stop.

The Cat’s Whiskers

A love poem that begins You are simply the bee’s knees could go one of two ways, but as I've plonked it in the humorous love poetry category, you’re probably safe.

There’s Something About A Cellist

A humorous poem about the enchantment that the author feels for a very special cellist.

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