Car Scrap-Age

I’m very disappointed with the government
And their much heralded car scrap-age scheme
I took my “old banger” along with me to the garage
But my wife wasn’t what they had in mind it seems

Trading Up?

One of the most distasteful things to my mind is men who introduce their spouse as the current Mrs X, thinking the comment hilariously funny. The fact that they'll almost certainly be survived, divorced or murdered by their long suffering wife put the boot firmly on the other foot. Be warned, Car Scrap-Age is that sort of poem!


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Funny Poems about Love

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What's New?

Sad Love Poetry

A dozen new poems added - there are poems about heart ache, break up, betrayal, loneliness and the loss of a loved one

January 2017

Poems about First Love

Three new romantic poems which portray very varied experiences of falling in love for the first time.

October 2016

True Love Poems

New poems offering a tender, thoughtful and uplifting depiction of the course of true love.

October 2016