Funny Sex Poems

A selection of funny poems about sex, a subject about which the English are supposedly prudish.

Blue Nun

Nuns are innately funny - whether because of their penguin like appearance or their chastity - and so form the subject of many jokes, and the odd funny poem.

Testing Sex

A funny poem about a teacher talking to her class, which sadly is not suitable for children.

Fun Guy Or Fungi

A short, pithy poem about one of the main problems one encounters in relationships.

Sex Toy Upgrade

A much cleaner poem than its title suggests, Sex Toy Upgrade looks at man's obsession with material objects.

You Can Learn A Lot From TV

Oh for the innocence of childhood and the unitentional humour that it brings...

Bi The Way

A poem that encapsulates an inescapable truth about human sexuality.

Girls Who Wear Glasses

A funny poem that tests the oft quoted aphorism 'that men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses'

Old Buzzard

A man reflects on his diminishing sex life...

You Can’t Have Your Cake

A deliciously funny poem about goings on above a patisserie.