Funny Love Poems

A selection of Paul's funny poems about love, life, romance and relationships.

Roses are Red

As a gentle introduction to the funny love poetry section, an unusual Roses are Red poem, the humour of which rests on a point of punctuation.

A poem about the protagonist's first girlfriend, who is certainly no looker, but does have one important redeeming feature.

A twisted funny love poem about a wife's endeavours to pep up her relationship.

This poem, whilst perhaps not really a love poem, offers advice on how to make the best of an argument and so will be invaluable to discodant lovers.

In a marriage, honesty is not always the best policy...

...and once you're in the hole, it's best to stop digging.

A humorous poem about a new girlfriend acquired by the protagonist's brother. She may be many things, but she is certainly no looker.

A poem about breastfeeding in public, which seems to be heading in a predicatable direction before veering off towards an unlikely conclusion.