The Hold Out

You are so cute and fit
But you don’t seem up for it
Is there a reason you won’t play
Do you swing the other way?
Are you playing hard to get
Or haven’t met the “one” yet
It will take more than charmers
To get into your pyjamas
Because I think for a start
They must get into your heart


Questioning why a girl is hard to get involves interrogating all the usual suspects before settling on an unlikely conclusion.


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