Small Beer

When I first met my lady
All was well with life
But she soon tried to change me
Once she became my wife

She told me I must save money
And my drinking days were over
But she would still go out
Spending a mint on a make over

I complained about giving up beer
While she wasted cash so readily
She said she spent the money
In order to look pretty for me

I said that before I gave it up
That was what the beer was for
Somehow I don’t think she’ll return
By the way she slammed the door

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About The Poem

A funny marriage poem which focuses on how wives manipulate their husbands after their wedding day. In this case, the husband's humorous riposte only inflames the situation.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Sex

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Weddings

About the Author

Paul Curtis